Sir Salman

Suddenly Salman Rushdie became a "SIR". Why? Because some arsehole advised Queen Elizabeth the second to knight him.

The poor silly British commissioner in Pakistan was mumbling yesterday on the BBC something about how we all respect Islam and the knighthood is for his achievement in Literature.

Bullshit. Salman is a mediocre writer and if you have any doubts read John le Carre's article on Salman Rushdie in the Guardian.

The real Reason is that the queen - as silly as she is - has entered the heated battle against Iran and Islam. Just to tell Muslims around the world again and again "fuck you... we are still the masters of this world."