Joke of the day

An Arab man decided to marry.
He was looking for a virgin.
Every time his mother found him a candidate he would ask to be alone with her for five minutes. He would open his zipper, show her his penis and ask her "what is this?". The girl would answer after some minutes of reflection "It is a penis". He would close his zipper and tell his mother that she is not a virgin.
In the end when he showed his penis to one girl, she could not answer anything. He was thrilled and insisted that she must answer. She said she did not know what she was looking at! He was so glad that he told her "it is a penis"
She asked with an unbelieving look in her eyes "Penis? I thought that penises were usually bigger than this palm date!"
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