this joke sent by ghalia Kabbani
A young Lebanese guy moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home."
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. you get the idea?" "Of course," the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says, "One."The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101, 237.64."
The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
The kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pulls it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."
The manager says, "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!"
The kid, "No no no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's already fucked up, you might as well go fishing."
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Joke of the day
Monday, July 9, 2007
Joke of the day - III
Monday's joke!
Moses, Jesus and Mohammed were having a chat in Paradise while they were sipping the wine of Paradise. They were a bit bored; Moses said, "I miss walking on water like I did in the red sea... I will go and stretch my legs". He turned and went walking on the water in one of the rivers of Paradise; he walked about fifty meters and returned.
Jesus said, "I also miss walking on the water; he went and walked on the water in the same place as Moses. He walked about seventy metres then returned.
Mohammed was thinking: I'm also a prophet and the final one so why shouldn't I be able to walk on the water like those two? So he went just near the same spot and began to walk on the water. After about ten meters he was drowning; he cried, "Help!help!" So they rushed and pulled him out of the water. Moses asked Jesus, "Why didn't you tell him about the hidden stones that we walk over?"
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Joke of the day II
An Eagle and a Donkey were on an aeroplane. The eagle was enjoying pressing the button to call the hostess. She asked him, "Yes sir Eagle what can I do for you?"
The eagle answered, "nothing, I was just fucking around."
He had done this many times.
The donkey liked the game so he decided to play it too. He pressed the button, she came ans asked, "yes sir Donkey what can I do for you?"
"Just fucking around", he replied.
The Eagle and donkey were really enjoying their time, but not the hostess who went to complain to the pilot. The pilot told her, "If they repeat this silly joke again throw them from the plane."
So, when they called her again she opened the door and threw them out...
The eagle stretched his wings and was soon flying safely in the open skies
But the donkey was crying in panic, "I am falling and will die"
The eagle told him "if you do not know how to fly, why were you were fucking around?"
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Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Joke of the day
An Arab man decided to marry.
He was looking for a virgin.
Every time his mother found him a candidate he would ask to be alone with her for five minutes. He would open his zipper, show her his penis and ask her "what is this?". The girl would answer after some minutes of reflection "It is a penis". He would close his zipper and tell his mother that she is not a virgin.
In the end when he showed his penis to one girl, she could not answer anything. He was thrilled and insisted that she must answer. She said she did not know what she was looking at! He was so glad that he told her "it is a penis"
She asked with an unbelieving look in her eyes "Penis? I thought that penises were usually bigger than this palm date!"
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